Everything on our price sheet (click here)
WILL BE
30% off

Yes!  30% OFF Every Single Item!

No minimum Purchase! No Limits!
Excludes pre-packaged Kits already Discounted by 30%

Come Stock Up Now!

(Our prices are at least half or less 
of the Buy 1 Get 1
prices you see elsewhere

CLICK HERE ON THIS LINK FOR PRICE LIST!

 You know, some people come in here all grouchy thinking
that we'll give them a better discount if they look unhappy.
But, once they see our prices,
they know there is no better deal!
We'll turn that frown upsidedown guaranteed!!!

THANKS TO OUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS,
OUR VOLUME OF SALES HAVE GONE UP
SO OUR PRICES HAVE GONE DOWN!

WHEN WE BUY IN VOLUME
DIRECT FROM THE MANUFACTURERS,
OUR COSTS ARE LESS SO
WE ARE PAYING IT FORWARD
BY PASSING OUR DISCOUNTS ON TO YOU!

COME TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
THE SAVINGS YOU HAVE CREATED!


Tell your friends and don't keep us a secret!
Our store has never been this well stocked!

We accept Visa, Mastercard, discover and amx 
Please help us keep our prices low by using a Debit Card or Cash if possible!
We would appreciate that very much!


Fireworks keep well if stored in dry conditions.

 Have you all heard of our famous Hooksett Four?

Once upon a time there were four   s that worked at 

Town Hall in a little called Hooksett, New Hampshire,

 where their of a rumor about the

    Town Administrator's    with his co-worker

got them all fired and then there were none!

P. T. Barnum once said that bad publicity is better than no publicity at all!
(He must have summered in Hooksett, New Hampshire!)

 Now you can "Fire" Your Own Hooksett Four for only $165.00 on sale now!

    Forget the flowers! Forget the chocolates!

This is the perfect gift set for Secretary's Week.
(Okay, throw in the chocolates too!)

It makes you wonder what in  were they thinking?!

Now all this brings us to the moral of our story.

Just "FOUR" words.............."Loose Lips Sink Ships!"

This special fountain kit featuring "grounded" effects
 is designed to be given as a "head's up" gift
instead of that cruel letter of reprimand in her folder!
So don't let them forget "Loose Lips Sink Ships!" (RelationShips that is)
On Sale now for only $69.00 while supplies last!!

 Who knows.......Maybe the girls will take a        and

  
  become   s with a movie and a book!

PLEASE KNOW WE REALLY DON'T MEAN TO GOSSIP
 BUT RUMOR HAS IT ....WE'RE THE BEST!
(FOR A GOOD GREAT TIME CALL 1-800-242-7876)

or write to us at HooksettFireworks@comcast.net

Composed and written (with great affection) by
Christina N.V. Katsikas, President
Hooksett Fireworks, Inc.